The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Ferguson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ferguson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.