The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.