The Inch-Short Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Lane, Lane, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.