The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Lane goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lane drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.