The Dropped Pass Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lane drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.