The Phantom Holding Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lane's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.