The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Lane will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Lane scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.