The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Lane will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Lane scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.