The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lane drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.