The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Lane on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lane's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.