The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Lane gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lane's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.