The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Lane gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lane, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.