The Snap Count Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“The QB looks at Lane exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.