The Phantom Holding Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Ref: "Number Lane, that's a flag." Lane: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lane's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.