The Inch-Short Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lane will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.