The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Lane is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lane's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.