The Phantom Flag Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Lane scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Lane, Lane, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.