The Inch-Short Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lane's stadium. Only over Lane.
- Lane drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lane's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.