The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lane was due a breakout.
- Lane scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lane's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.