The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Lane's stadium. Only over Lane.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lane was due a breakout.
- Lane drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lane's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.