The Late Scratch Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Lane, Lane, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Pickens
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.