The Snap Count Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Lane scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.