The Dropped Pass Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lane drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lane's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.