The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.