The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lane was due a breakout.
- Lane gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lane drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.