The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lane drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.