The Late Scratch Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- The QB looks at Lane exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lane, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.