The Hamstring Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lane, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.