The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Lane sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.