The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Meyers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.