The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Meyers was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.