The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Meyers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.