The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.