The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Meyers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.