The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Meyers's stadium. Only over Meyers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Meyers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.