The Phantom Holding Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Ref: "Number Meyers, that's a flag." Meyers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.