The Butter-Finger Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- The QB looks at Meyers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.