The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Meyers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.