The Snap Count Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Meyers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Meyers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.