The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.