The Dropped Pass Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.