The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Meyers gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Meyers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.