The Dropped Pass Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Meyers scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Meyers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.