The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Meyers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.