The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Meyers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Meyers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Meyers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.