The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Meyers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Meyers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.