The Phantom Flag Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Meyers's stadium. Only over Meyers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Meyers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Meyers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.