The Inch-Short Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Meyers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.