The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Meyers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Meyers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.