The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jakobi Meyers
Jakobi Meyers · JAX · WR
“Meyers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Meyers's week
- Meyers is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Meyers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Meyers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jakobi Meyers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jakobi Meyers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jakobi Meyers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.